what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
You clearly don’t own a cat
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
snapchats from agent maria hill
You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.
This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.
okay now I will share an embarrassing story with you all for sleepover saturday
a while back I went to a gift shop and I saw a basket of these
and I was like oh shit I love bouncy balls!! so I grabbed one and threw it on the ground
turns out these ones were not bouncy balls and were actually made of glass
omg im actually laughing so hard it hurts
you know what to do with that big fat butt
wiggle wiggle wiggle